“Magic Mike”

Tomorrow the greatest movie ever made will be released in theatres everywhere. It is already a serious Oscar contender with groundbreaking performances by the male cast…did you read that with a serious face? Yeah, me either. If this movie wins anything, it is the award for being the greatest film ever to exploit the male body and make women and gay men around the world die of envy because our hairy, fat, sloth like partners are not in the physical league of this all male cast (yes, I know there are women in the film…but I have forgotten about them already and I plan to ignore their existence while watching).

Anyways, in anticipation, here is a little picture spam to get you all excited.

Yeah…you are welcome.

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